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Favourite style of art: paint application
Shell of choice: peanut.
Wallpaper of choice: The Yellow Wallpaper (fuck rest cures)
Skin of choice: sheep.
And it has incinerated me.

Seriously, having a pocket of nuclear fusion is not healthy.

This means that I am now dead, by the way.

My passing exposes broader implications for the well-being of those reaching for the stars, those with stars in their eyes, and contestants on "Dancing with the Stars."

My existence was not in vain.

On a happier and impossibly tangent note, I am not sleeping tonight or tomorrow until 10 pm so that I may stop being nocturnal and finish all remaining homework of the year. This night shall pass in stationary and silent revels from my desk chair, dancing from the rib cage up to Smashmouth and the Starting Line and Gorillaz for hours on end while smothering my laughter at webcomic wit with my mother's quilt which is keeping me from turning into an icicle. Maybe I should have put some sunshine in my pocket....

Also, two nights ago I was pulled back from the edge of sleep by the sound to two drunken girls peeing outside my dorm window.

This does not mean I condemn those who drink or the act of drinking itself; quite to the contrary, I believe drinking is a healthy way to be free from your inhibitions for a night or so. The incident just means I now applaud those who use toilets more actively and appreciatively.

Being up this late tonight has allowed me to let in a good friend of mine into the dorm because she forgot her keys. Someone does have a plan and there is a purpose to everything.

Let's play a game: Find the logical fallacy in that last statement.

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Zodiac-Salad Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Hello there, and happy 3 years on DA!
Tuttlebird Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the :+fav: on The Star Collectors.
Zodiac-Salad Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!
Abstract-Owl Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010
Thanks. :)
quietsounds Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2010
many thanks again for the comments and favorites
quietsounds Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2010
thank you
Abstract-Owl Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2010
no. thank you.

I also warn that your feedback box will be invaded with favorite notifications until I've finished raiding your gallery.
PowderRune Featured By Owner May 6, 2010   Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for the :+fav:!
ni-ki-tas Featured By Owner May 3, 2010
YouInventedMe Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2009   Writer
thanks for the :+fav: on hint 87

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